i was on this looooooongggg bus ride home yesterday from the stupid science centre in jurong and i had several strange encounters with strange irritating people. lynn was with me through 2 of them la.
ok. first was the UGLEHHH guy with this girl who's chio and sweet looking and seems perfectly fine. oh yea. have i mentioned that the guy's annoying too? anyways, we couldn't fathom what went wrong such that she got HIM la. even with much speculation we still couldn't figure out so we decided to give up and sat in silence for awhile.
when we changed to 156 outside hwa chong we were like talking about irrevlevant things when at chinese high this two guys in shorts came up. nerd and jock. obviously pals. i guessed they were about sec2 or 3. that's not the point. point was nerd took out this ping pong ball which he proclaimed was purchased at an extravagant price of 30cents. and he dared his friend to squeeze it. and he did. and the ball dented. and nerd's face changed. he tried to be funny about it for awhile. but his childish im-worse-than-a-petty-girl tendencies took over and he started grumbling about the damn ball. and jock offered to buy him another ball but he was like "THEN IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME!" and all that stupid shit. and jock gave up and tried another tactic which was to prove that the ball could still bounce. and they tried that for awhile until the poor ping pong fell to the floor and rolled to the stairs and promptly fell ou the second time the door opened. and obviously nerd was pissed. after much grumbling and arguing (this time jock gave up and tried to defend himself) he said he'd 'jue jiao' with jock. (in case you're not aware, 'jue jiao' actually means stop befriending. and yes. they were speaking in chinese throughout) and so it went on. and on. and they finally started talking after like a bazillion stops. and some bickering and some stupid comments and FINALLY they alighted at hougang. like wtf??? begone pests!
ok. 2nd story. we were around RI when this bunch of RI guys came up. they were probably from ncc or npcc or whatever cuz they were having some discussion about rank and badges. this bunch is an interlevel bunch and so there was this guy in shorts. and boy! was the pair of shorts SHORT! and tight. and all the way up his waist. and his shirt was like pushed all the way in. and to add on to that he looked kinda china-manish and was like quite fit looking. anyways, he stood in front of me (we sat at the vertical sorta seats) and held on to the handle (the overhanging ones) and i could see all the armpit hair peeping out. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE BOY! GO GET A LOOSER PAIR OF SHORTS SINCE A DAMN PAIR OF SHORTS WON'T COST THAT MUCH AND SAVE OTHERS AN EYESORE LAAA!!! and he stood in front of me for about 2 stops until he finally moved on. phew.. and im just glad he ain't from cat high or chinese high.
3rd story. at around serangoon this 3 nyjc guys boarded. 2 chinese 1 tamil. they sat opposite me and by then lynn had already alighted quite some time ago. the tamil guy was boasting about how he looks like shawn yue. not edison chen cuz edison chen can't behave himself in public. so he went on on that topic for awhile and suddenly he said "i bet that aj girl opposite is laughing at us" or something like that. then he was like "eh jeremy! you went to aj for soccer right? how're the girls there ah?" and jeremy refused to reply him and the other guy started playing with his handphone. then he was like " i heard the aj vp hates tamils" and launched into a story of how the aj vp hates tamils and proof or it. and he continued along the line of aj for awhile until he and his handphone meddling friend reached his stop. and he was like "since you refuse to tell me whther aj girls chio or not then im going already la". and alighted. GO STAND ONE SIDE AND CARRY GREEN UMBRELLAS AND LOOK LIKE A TREE LA YOU BEEEETCHHHH!!